What I'm recording: What the hell goes on tonight on Graham Norton, Mark Wahlberg?
See this? Watch the clip. Sarah Silverman and Michael Fassbender are there, too. Seriously, watch the clip. You might think Wahlberg is drunk (because it sure seems like his is) but I think he was just upping the ante for attention with Fassbender there hogging all the hotness. Marky Mark Who?
Christoph Waltz is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. Germans, SO FUNNY! Right?
Remember when Mike Myers was funny? Dave? Steve? Do you?